1 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:04,360 Tonight on Simon and Simon. 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:06,100 Is this Ryan Tang a friend of yours? 3 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:09,360 Barf, get him up. Since I'm dressed, we've got to get out of here and find 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,620 Rosalie. You just found her. Say what? 5 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:15,020 This is a police problem, and the police ought to be handling it. Julie is the 6 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:16,740 official custodian of Daddy's memory. 7 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:19,280 She would have married him if it had been socially acceptable. 8 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:24,140 He got a nice tax write -off when he donated it to the museum, you know? He 9 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:25,960 dead. I think I know who stole the painting. 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,400 Oh, no. 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,680 Please, Julie, don't drop me. 12 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,120 Can you hear me? 13 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:29,160 How is he? He doesn't want to see you. Well, I want to see him. 14 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,070 Joey. We're here, Daddy. 15 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:03,410 No. 16 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:05,390 Phone. 17 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:07,370 Leo. 18 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,490 Joey. 19 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:34,230 James Stallard speaking. 20 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,010 Milk. 21 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,290 Oh, yeah, I forgot. Sorry, honey. 22 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,750 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. On my way home. 23 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,030 Low -fat or regular? 24 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,090 Yeah. Whole wheat or white? 25 00:04:47,230 --> 00:04:48,830 Wait a minute. I'll write a list. 26 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,280 What are you guys doing here? 27 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,840 Hey, it's okay, man. 28 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,640 We got permission. See, the Admiral's a friend of mine. 29 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:23,730 One second, please. 30 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,210 Ten minutes. 31 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:58,420 You need any help? 32 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:01,060 With what? 33 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,180 Moving your boat, remember? 34 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,780 No. Today is the day that you promised to move your boat. 35 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,380 I did? Uh -huh. 36 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,280 Why would I do that? I'm on a waiting list at the marina for a new slip. That 37 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,099 could take years. 38 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,099 No, it won't. 39 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,600 I called marina right up the coast. 40 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,320 There's a space available right now. 41 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,740 Really? Mm -hmm. 42 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,200 Trailer's got a flat. 43 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,580 Well, that's easy to fix. 44 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,660 Yeah, I know, but the power wagon's down, you know. The battery from that's 45 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,419 the 57. 46 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:34,500 Well, what you do is you take the battery out of the 57 and you put it in 47 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,500 power wagon. 48 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,880 Then you jack up the trailer and you fix the flat. 49 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,520 Then you hitch the trailer to the power wagon and you get your boat out of my 50 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,520 yard. 51 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,520 Hello? Yeah, of course I remember you. 52 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,800 Have you been? 53 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,160 Hey! 54 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:22,480 You can forget about that. We got a job. 55 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:46,230 Simon and Simon Investigations? 56 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:48,990 Yes, sir. 57 00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:51,890 Thank you much. 58 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,410 Wait a minute. That's what you said being a private detective was. 59 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,890 So? I stole it from the Navy. 60 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:24,010 Navy, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. Who's paying us? The insurance company 61 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:24,969 or the Navy? 62 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,970 Neither. 63 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,210 Then who's paying us? 64 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:29,090 Oh, you probably don't remember her. 65 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,050 Julie Arthur? 66 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:33,150 Oh, no. 67 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:37,290 Yes, I remember Julie Arthur, especially the time she called the cops on me. 68 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:40,590 What do you want? We broke her window playing baseball. It was the Admiral's 69 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,590 window. What'd she care? 70 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:43,710 She just never liked me. 71 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,550 Offering to buy back a stolen painting from the people who stole it is the same 72 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,470 as rewarding a criminal for committing a crime. You may be right, Lieutenant. 73 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:55,730 I am right, sir. 74 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:58,590 Another thing, this is a police problem, and the police ought to be handling it. 75 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,490 That portrait means more than money, Lieutenant. 76 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:03,710 It's a tribute to the memory of a man who was my friend. 77 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,930 A Navy man, a man who devoted his life to the service of his country. 78 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:11,390 Now the insurance company is willing to put up the money to get it back. 79 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,310 Hi. 80 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,830 Nice to see you. Thanks for coming so quickly. 81 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,090 Oh. 82 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:18,390 You look lovely. 83 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:20,730 So do you. 84 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,630 Oh, you remember Rick? 85 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,450 I remember him. 86 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:29,930 Gentlemen. 87 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:35,970 For the record, up front, Lieutenant Bell and the police department don't 88 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,870 approve of what we're about to do here. 89 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:39,870 No, we don't either, but it usually works. 90 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,670 I understand you gentlemen have done this sort of thing before. 91 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:46,880 So since Julie knows you, the museum is quite willing to let you handle the 92 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,780 recovery. We would like you, however, to be as discreet as possible. 93 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:51,899 Of course. 94 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,560 Lieutenant Bell is willing to give you 24 hours. 95 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,520 Cutting it just a little fine, isn't it? 96 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,720 Well, how long does this sort of thing usually take? 97 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,740 A few days would be nice to make contact with the thieves, work out a few 98 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:05,740 details. 99 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:07,760 24 hours is all you get. 100 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,920 Fine. 101 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,020 Where's he going? 102 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,340 I don't know. 103 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:18,980 Okay, listen up, folks. We've got a statement for you. The Western Pacific 104 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:24,240 Insurance Company has authorized the payment of $100 ,000 for the return of 105 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,120 painting within 24 hours. Be no questions asked. 106 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,840 Anyone with any further information may contact the offices of Simon and Simon 107 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:35,240 Investigations at 555 -6470. 108 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:39,440 That's 555 -6470. Excuse me. 109 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,760 What about the story? Get a shot. Get him on the run. 110 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,840 Is that your definition of discreet? No, it's my definition of 24 hours. 111 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,080 Thank you for calling Simon and Simon Investigation. 112 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,320 Our staff is not in the office at the moment. 113 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,800 Yeah, Simon and Simon. 114 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,780 I already subscribed to the Tribune. 115 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,160 No, I don't know a friend who would like to subscribe to the Tribune. 116 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,080 You're welcome. 117 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,620 You don't subscribe to the Tribune. I subscribe to the Tribune. 118 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,520 Yeah, but I read yours. What do you want, a quarter? 119 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,620 When you move your boat? 120 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,200 Then you can have your own subscription. Hey, look, I promised to move my boat 121 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,840 today. You're the one who said we had to work. 122 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,140 Rick, I just saw you on TV. 123 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:53,820 Look, there you go again. 124 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,580 You don't look that bad. 125 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:57,760 What do you want, Myron? 126 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,820 What makes you think I always want something? 127 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,400 A .J., your brother was such a cynic. 128 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,760 What do you want, Myron? 129 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,960 Nothing. Look, I was just in the neighborhood. 130 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,000 Well, I thought I could help you guys out on this case. 131 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,540 Well, thank you, Myron. We appreciate it, but we don't need any help. Hey, 132 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:17,600 listen, I could run down the background on this painting thing, find out 133 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,140 everything about Admiral Arthur. 134 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:23,780 Fellas? It's always good to know every detail on a case like this. 135 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,620 Yeah, but Myron, all we got to do is just sit here and wait for the phone to 136 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:27,620 ring. 137 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,880 You mean you think the crooks are going to pick up the phone and call you just 138 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,480 because they saw you on TV? 139 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,260 Yeah, we do. 140 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,880 Well, that's ridiculous. 141 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:43,820 Yeah. Look, in all my years as a private detective, not once, never, did any 142 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:46,420 criminal ever pick up the phone and make a date with me. 143 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,140 Maybe it's his mouthwash. Could be. 144 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:50,990 You're a very funny man. 145 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,350 Well, I'll tell you what. 146 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:55,550 I'll bet you 20 bucks. 147 00:13:58,410 --> 00:13:59,550 Yeah, Rick Simon. 148 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:02,450 Uh -huh. 149 00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:06,650 Uh -huh. 150 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,730 Uh -huh. 151 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:16,150 We're going to wire you. We're going to put a directional radio on your car and 152 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,150 one on the briefcase here. 153 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:18,610 No, you're not. 154 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,860 We made a deal. 155 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,100 We're not going to break it. 156 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,800 Okay, it's your show. 157 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,690 Wasn't that just a little too easy? 158 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,210 Guys, what's going on? 159 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,530 Hey, Lester. Hey. 160 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,310 I need to borrow some of your tools. 161 00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:09,990 What happened? You guys broke it already? 162 00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,730 No, no. We just need to work a few bugs out. 163 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,410 Um, tell you what. 164 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,220 Why don't you go out and... Get us a six -pack. 165 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,440 Sure, I can go for a cold one. 166 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,740 I'll be right back. All right. 167 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,370 Don't you understand English? 168 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:12,030 Nobody talks 169 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,030 American anymore. 170 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,840 Full service. 171 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,040 If you think I'm going to change my mind, pal, you're all wet. 172 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:15,099 I'm writing your head office and tell them how rude and lazy you are. 173 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,300 Entiendo perfectamente. 174 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:24,060 Y quiero que usted sepa que lo siento mucho por la inconveniencia que 175 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,579 esto le causara. 176 00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:56,689 Let's see the money. 177 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,390 What, do we look stupid? 178 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,050 Let's see the painting. 179 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:03,170 The painting's in the back of the van. You show us the money. 180 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,350 Forget it. 181 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:07,850 Show him the money. 182 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,980 Ladies and gentlemen. 183 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360 Ladies and gentlemen. 184 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,480 This is not Van Heineken's death of a brass hind. 185 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 It's a copy. 186 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,000 And not a very good copy of that. 187 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,740 I told you to. 188 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:06,240 I told you to. I wanted to backstop you. All right. 189 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,560 I think I know. 190 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,810 With what? I think I know who stole the painting. 191 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,810 What? 192 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:16,190 My sister Rosalie and my father never got along. 193 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:22,390 And then one night they had this terrible fight and she told Daddy that 194 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,390 going to steal his painting. 195 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,010 From the museum? 196 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:28,190 No, it didn't go to the museum until after Daddy died. 197 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:31,970 But it wasn't just that. It was the way she threatened to do it. 198 00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:34,810 She said that she was going to replace it with a copy. 199 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,680 So every time Daddy looked at it, he'd wonder whether it was real or not. She 200 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,980 really hated him. I remember her. She was a cute kid. 201 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,560 There was this one time when I was in high school, I was out on a date. 202 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,840 Rosalie must have been like, I don't know, 10 years old or something. Anyway, 203 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,380 she came up to the car and she said hi and then told the girl I had a social 204 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,380 disease. 205 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800 Do you have any idea where we could find her? 206 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,220 Uh, no, I haven't seen her since the funeral. 207 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,060 Some of her friends say that she hangs out at a nightclub. 208 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,570 It's named after a rat or something. 209 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:07,110 A rat? 210 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:12,710 Shea, uh... Shea... Shea Vermin. 211 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:14,789 That's it. 212 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,830 Well, it's still there. Better go take a look at it. 213 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:18,790 Come on, E .J. 214 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,110 I think you ought to go along. 215 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,430 Say what? 216 00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:26,870 Well, Rosalie and Julie still don't get along, and Rosalie knows that Julie and 217 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,250 I used to be friends. 218 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:31,450 So she sees me with you, and, you know. 219 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:34,740 I'll tell you what, though. 220 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,200 I'll do some background research on the case. 221 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,259 Real good. 222 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,260 I mean, it's boring. It's not glamorous like going to a nightclub. 223 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,220 Right. Have a good time. 224 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,520 Mm -hmm. 225 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,750 I'm looking for this girl. You seen her around here? 226 00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:13,110 Nope. 227 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:14,450 Give me a beer. 228 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:30,610 Pleasure to meet you. 229 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,210 Name's Simon. 230 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:33,410 Rick Simon. 231 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:39,810 I'm here looking for a friend of mine named... Rosalie, that's her picture 232 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:40,910 there. You seen her around? 233 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,030 Get out of here before I sit on you. 234 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:03,450 Do you want to know about the death of the Brass Hind? 235 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:04,870 I would love to. 236 00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:06,470 Well? 237 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:09,240 It depicts a very famous naval engagement. 238 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,000 Does it? Uh -huh. 239 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,420 Nazis stole it during World War II. 240 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,699 They did? 241 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:17,280 And my daddy searched all over the world for it. 242 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:18,860 Really? 243 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,580 Yes. Bonsoir. 244 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,840 Bonsoir. 245 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:31,100 Bonsoir. If I may suggest, monsieur, we've just received a shipment of 246 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,000 Fontainebleau. Mmm. 247 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,660 That sounds delicious. 248 00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:38,010 Mm -hmm. How'd you like it? 249 00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:39,630 Medium rare? 250 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:42,630 Uh -huh. 251 00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:44,350 Medium rare. 252 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:48,370 The Chateau Fontainebleau is a wine, monsieur. 253 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:52,470 Yes, of course it is. 254 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:55,030 How is it? 255 00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:56,990 Medium dry. 256 00:23:58,490 --> 00:24:00,770 That sounds fine. 257 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:01,970 Could we see a menu, please? 258 00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:03,370 Oui, monsieur. 259 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,560 girl here in the club. 260 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,020 Hey, wake up. 261 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,240 Come on, wake up. 262 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,380 Rosalie? Who the hell are you? 263 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,640 I got I .D. right here in my head pocket. 264 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,400 You want to tell him to take his foot off? 265 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:11,900 No. 266 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,040 Hey, I know you. 267 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,920 Yeah, hi. 268 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,200 Um, is this Ryan Tang, a friend of yours? 269 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,520 Uh -huh. 270 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:31,120 See, you thought you were somebody else. 271 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,640 I got a couple of guys been threatening me lately. 272 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,520 Barf, get him up. 273 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,180 Do you want to come in? 274 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,840 It's late. 275 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:50,620 I know. 276 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,020 But you haven't seen Daddy's study yet. 277 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,600 That's true. 278 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,400 It might be important. 279 00:25:58,220 --> 00:25:59,580 It's where he kept the painting. 280 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,100 I think I definitely should see it. 281 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,320 It's a very interesting room. 282 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,860 I haven't changed a thing since he died. 283 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:28,880 Says a lot about your father. 284 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,640 Do you want to see the rest of the house? 285 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,060 I'd like to see your room. 286 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,560 Um, I don't know if I want you to. 287 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,600 I'm sorry to hear that. 288 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,140 Till after you've seen the rest of the house. 289 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,020 I'm sorry. 290 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,780 That's okay. I'm into pain. 291 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,900 Maybe you should get into punk rock. 292 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,580 No, I don't think I could go that far. 293 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:17,640 Stupid lyrics, boring beat, you can't dance to it. Best I could do is give 294 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,640 a 27. 295 00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:21,660 Why did you come looking for me? 296 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,300 To ask you a question. 297 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:25,660 What question? 298 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,020 Did you steal the painting that your father donated to the Mabel Museum? 299 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:32,380 Little Miss Priss put you up to that, didn't she? 300 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,920 Mm -hmm. That creep. 301 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,440 That was ten years ago. 302 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:43,000 But you did threaten to do that, didn't you? I never really did get along with 303 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 my father. 304 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,700 It's not that I didn't love him. 305 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,280 I really did love him. 306 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,640 But, uh, he was always so distant. 307 00:27:52,770 --> 00:27:58,030 And he had Julie, so I was always looking for ways to get to him. 308 00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:03,990 That's when I told him I'd switch his precious painting for a fake. I got to 309 00:28:03,990 --> 00:28:04,990 him. 310 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:10,270 He hit me so hard across the face that I ran away, and I never went home again. 311 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:14,530 And I called up these guys who made a habit of stealing things, and I told 312 00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:17,550 about it, but nothing ever came of it. 313 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,800 There's one of them, a guy with short hair, and the other one built kind of 314 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,760 a walk -in safe with a smished face. 315 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,200 No. No. 316 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,960 Landis had long hair down to his shoulders, and Bernard had an afro. That 317 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,960 ten years ago. 318 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,480 Then they are the guys. 319 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:44,840 Give that man a cupid, all. 320 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,520 I didn't even know the damn painting had been stolen until Landers called me up 321 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,120 and threatened to smash in my face if I let on who they were. 322 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,600 Which one is Landers? 323 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,560 He's the skinny, mean one. 324 00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:06,860 Want a beer? 325 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:11,540 It is considered polite that when you're in somebody else's house, you ask 326 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:12,800 before you raid the refrigerator. 327 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,060 Oh, aren't we uptight? 328 00:29:16,970 --> 00:29:20,490 What do you think of my new hair as little as possible? 329 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:52,870 Change your mind about the beer? 330 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:42,610 Hey, Rick. 331 00:30:44,330 --> 00:30:45,770 Leave me some more water, okay? 332 00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:48,030 Oh. 333 00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:50,310 How'd you make out last night? You have any luck? 334 00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:52,870 I'll tell you. 335 00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:56,110 As soon as I'm dressed, we gotta get out of here and find Rosalie. 336 00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:57,390 You just found her. 337 00:30:58,530 --> 00:30:59,530 Hi. 338 00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:02,150 Oh. Hi. 339 00:31:04,670 --> 00:31:07,010 To him loves a sport. 340 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,020 A minor recreation. 341 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,400 A girl in every port. 342 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,800 A sexual vacation. 343 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,780 Hello, hello. Anybody home? 344 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500 No. 345 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,960 Where's A .J.? In the house. 346 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,700 You don't want to know. 347 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,240 Hey, no, don't stop. I like it. 348 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,500 Okay. 349 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:35,980 A .J.? 350 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,500 Hey, Jay. 351 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,180 Oh, there you are. 352 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,680 Listen, I got all that info you wanted. 353 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:44,780 I didn't want any info. 354 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,500 Well, sure you did, on the Van Heineken and Admiral Arthur. 355 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,140 Now, first of all, the Admiral searched all over Europe for that painting. It 356 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:54,220 was sort of an obsession with him, you know? 357 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,560 I already know that, Myron. 358 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,460 Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 359 00:31:58,540 --> 00:32:00,040 Now, hold on, A .J. 360 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:05,380 Did you also know that it became such an obsession that he had special security 361 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:09,800 precautions built right into his own house to protect it? I mean, the guy was 362 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,620 real bug about burglaries, and I think that's funny. 363 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:17,000 Now, I'll tell you another thing that's interesting. He got a nice tax write 364 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,080 -off when he donated it to the museum, you know? 365 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,540 He was dead? 366 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,800 Yeah. And how about this? 367 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:25,420 Well, go ahead, read it, read it. 368 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,740 His dying words were phone Leo juries. 369 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,240 His daughter Julie told reporters she had no idea who that was. 370 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080 Uh -huh. 371 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,720 Hmm. 372 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,600 Tell Bernard it's Rosalie. 373 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,800 Mm -hmm. 374 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:49,100 And tell him he's in a lot of trouble. 375 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:52,280 If he doesn't want it to get worse, he should give me a call. 376 00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:56,740 I like your style. 377 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:58,600 So I'll tell you what. 378 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:01,880 I was going to charge you a C -no for everything but that. 379 00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:03,770 I'm going to give you a discount. 380 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,150 75 bucks. 381 00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:08,050 50. And I'll write you a check when I get to the office. 382 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:09,290 When are you getting to the office? 383 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,170 Later. We're waiting for the guys who double -crossed us to call back. 384 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:18,270 Bet another 20? 385 00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:20,190 No, no, no. I don't want to take your money. 386 00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:22,550 I'll stop by later for the check. 387 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,170 Yeah, Rick Simon. 388 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:29,210 Uh -huh. 389 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,640 How you doing, sweetie? 390 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,660 It's not nice. 391 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,260 Hey, we had a deal, man. 392 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,479 Yeah, we did. 393 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,080 You double -crossed us. Now we want to know where the real painting is. 394 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,860 Hey, come on, guys, huh? 395 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:07,820 You know how it is. Know our feelings, right? 396 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:11,199 Right. I'm just speaking to give it a try, you know? Yeah, we know. 397 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,100 I just forgot one thing. 398 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,739 We gave you $100 ,000, and we want the real painting. 399 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,320 We're listening. 400 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,820 Letters will kill you if I tell you. 401 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,380 I'm going to kill you if you don't, and my way will hurt a lot more. 402 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,900 Okay. Okay. 403 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,580 Sold to a doctor. 404 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,320 We're ranchos los robles. 405 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:37,080 Name. Get to the name. 406 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,440 Courtney. Willis. Willis Courtney. 407 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,840 Are you sure? 408 00:34:41,219 --> 00:34:42,300 Yeah. Yeah. 409 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,320 You know what they say. 410 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,620 What goes around comes around. 411 00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:10,930 I thought so, too. 412 00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:14,830 Uh, Alan, would you see where that is, please? 413 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,050 There's the police. 414 00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,010 What's the meaning of this? 415 00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:24,590 Are you Willis Courtney? 416 00:35:25,270 --> 00:35:27,630 Yes. I have a warrant for your arrest. 417 00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:31,030 Arrest? You can't be serious. What's the charge? 418 00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:32,550 Receiving stolen property. 419 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:36,930 To wit, Van Heineken's painting of the death of the Brass Hind. 420 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:40,510 Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in all my life. 421 00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:43,450 Dolly was stolen from the Alexander Museum. 422 00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:46,290 Picasso's blue hand from Vienna. 423 00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:49,090 Man and boy from Florida. 424 00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:53,390 And the Chagall was reported missing from a private collection in Canada. 425 00:35:53,810 --> 00:35:54,810 Here it is. 426 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,200 All of your questions will be answered at the proper time. 427 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:16,900 It's invaluable, my dear. Please, as soon as we can get it back on the museum 428 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,400 walls. But first we have to answer all the questions of the press. 429 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:24,520 I will be able to answer all your questions in just a few moments. 430 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:38,940 What's wrong? 431 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,940 I don't want to see her. 432 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,320 Come on, Julie. If it hadn't been for her, we wouldn't have gotten the 433 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,320 back. 434 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,100 Don't you think you two have carried this feud on long enough? 435 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,340 Ladies and gentlemen, 436 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,840 we have a statement to make. 437 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,220 The Naval Museum is deeply indebted to the firm of Simon and Simon Investigations 438 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:59,900 for their diligence in finding and returning this priceless work of art. 439 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:00,900 you. 440 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:04,370 To give credit where credit is due, we couldn't have done this without the help 441 00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:08,130 of quite a few people. First of all, Lieutenant Bell here from the police 442 00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:12,230 department. Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I must interrupt. 443 00:37:12,550 --> 00:37:13,790 I have some bad news. 444 00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:16,450 This painting is also a copy. 445 00:37:16,890 --> 00:37:18,410 Oh, it's a very good one, I must admit. 446 00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:20,070 But it's a copy nonetheless. 447 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,690 Landers! Don't try it. 448 00:40:50,630 --> 00:40:53,190 Come on, Landers. It's all over. 449 00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:04,270 Please, 450 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:05,630 man, don't drop me. 451 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,120 You picked a fine time to play games with me. I want to know where the real 452 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,940 painting is. I don't know what you're talking about. 453 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,460 No, man, Bernard told you where it was. 454 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:18,160 Bernard told me where the fake painting was. No, man, that's impossible. 455 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:22,640 The first one was the fake we were going to replace the real one with, I swear. 456 00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:26,600 The second one was just a better fake. I'm going to drop you, Landers. No, come 457 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,600 on, man. 458 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,500 I'm telling you. It was the one we stole. It was the one from the museum. 459 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,060 Well, do you think you could give me a hand? 460 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,760 Oh, I'd probably do that, yeah. 461 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,240 There you go, tough guy. Come on. 462 00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:20,910 had the second copy made himself. 463 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:24,470 He was paranoid about getting that painting sublimated. 464 00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:29,070 Is that like people who wear fake jewelry and keep the real stuff in safe 465 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:32,730 Yeah, right. The painting was supposed to go to the museum after he died, but 466 00:42:32,730 --> 00:42:35,110 was the only one who knew where the real, real painting was. 467 00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:36,710 And then he had a stroke? 468 00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:38,550 They couldn't talk. 469 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,030 Yeah, but he had something important to say. 470 00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:42,370 Phone Leo Juries. Right, exactly. 471 00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:46,470 Since he told Rosalie and Julie about this one or the other, I must know who 472 00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:50,270 this Leo Juries guy is. Ah, but they don't. Maybe they just don't think they 473 00:42:56,890 --> 00:42:58,090 She's not welcome in this house. 474 00:42:58,470 --> 00:42:59,470 Now, wait a minute. 475 00:43:00,310 --> 00:43:03,090 We're not asking you to be friends. We're not even asking you to be polite 476 00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:03,788 each other. 477 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,570 We just want to figure out what your father was trying to say the night he 478 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,960 If you want to know the truth, I think it took a lot more for Rosalie to come 479 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,320 this far than it's going to take for you to open the door and let her in. 480 00:43:42,509 --> 00:43:44,270 Well, we're not here to play family feud. 481 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:49,050 We just want to see if you two can jog each other's memories and figure out who 482 00:43:49,050 --> 00:43:50,750 Leo Juries is, or was. 483 00:43:51,390 --> 00:43:54,670 I hired a private detective to find him after Daddy died. 484 00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:56,250 They couldn't turn up a trace. 485 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:00,510 I never heard of him. 486 00:44:00,790 --> 00:44:04,210 Rosalie doesn't remember a lot of men. She was either too drunk or stoned to 487 00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:05,149 remember their names. 488 00:44:05,150 --> 00:44:06,150 That's right, sweetie. 489 00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:13,300 Anybody else? 490 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,000 There was a man that stayed with us for a while. 491 00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:18,140 He was Vietnamese. 492 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,160 Chinese. Chi Chin. 493 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,160 Whatever. He and Daddy used to go out drinking and come home stumbling in the 494 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,939 middle of the night. 495 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:25,678 That's a lie. 496 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,680 It is not. 497 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,180 You only remember what you want to remember about him. 498 00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:33,120 You see, Julie is the official custodian of Daddy's memory. 499 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,520 Just like she was his official companion before he died. 500 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,560 She would have married him if it had been socially acceptable. 501 00:44:45,870 --> 00:44:51,950 don't want to watch this maybe we could sell tickets you can't stop can you you 502 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:57,830 had a torment when he was alive and you keep doing it now that he's dead he was 503 00:44:57,830 --> 00:45:00,150 a pretty poor excuse and you're a pretty 504 00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:37,820 Jury real nice. It's that easy 505 00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,150 That's the way it was when he died. 506 00:45:58,710 --> 00:46:00,750 Julie kept everything exactly the same. 507 00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:02,150 I wonder. 508 00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:24,970 I'm sorry. 509 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,920 That was a lousy thing for me to say. 510 00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:33,320 You know, there's nothing wrong with loving your father. 511 00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:37,100 I was always jealous of how close you two were. 512 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,100 Oh, Rosie. 513 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:45,880 Did you think that I wanted to spend all my time taking care of him while you 514 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,180 were out there living your own life? 515 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,160 I thought you liked taking care of Daddy. 516 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,840 I would have helped, you know. 517 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,560 If you'd asked. 518 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,940 Well, I hate to break up all this frivolity, but I think we might be onto 519 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:15,940 something in here. 520 00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:33,210 Your father had this room specially built, didn't he? He sure did. Every 521 00:47:34,170 --> 00:47:36,130 It's funny, it looked larger to me when I was a kid. 522 00:47:36,630 --> 00:47:37,910 I guess I was just smaller. 523 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:40,850 What did you find out? 524 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:45,350 Well, we think we know what your father was trying to say when he said phone Leo 525 00:47:45,350 --> 00:47:51,670 Juries. See, Leo Juries is an anagram for Rose and Julie. 526 00:47:52,590 --> 00:47:54,110 Two people that they love the most. 527 00:47:54,570 --> 00:47:58,670 See, what your dad wanted you to do was walk over to the phone. 528 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,200 And spell Leo Juries. 529 00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:08,720 L -E -O -J -U -R 530 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:12,400 -I -E -N.